Dear Oxyclean,
I have a confession: I've been away. I doubted how great your oxygen power truly is. I cheated on you, and bought other "stain removers." Sure, they got the job done most of the time. Sometimes I had to reapply, but they were satisfactory.
The thing is, Oxyclean, you are pricey. When young-uns are eating you out of house and home, and diapers take up most of the budget, it's hard to pay nearly $10 for a small bucket of you.
Then it happened. I had to come back. My child's white school shirt got a red smoothie stain down the front, from the chest to the hem. I soaked it, I sprayed it thrice. And then I remembered. Oxyclean, YOU were the one that eradicated baby poop from my daughter's beautiful smocked and embroidered dress. So I took a deep breath and a dollar-off coupon, and threw you in my cart at the store.
And I soaked the shirt for 4 hours. And you did it. You rid us of the smoothie stain.
Thank you, Oxyclean. I will never doubt you again. I love you.
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